26
Feb
10

Things I can do without

A Toyota called Conquest.  Right.

Semi boneless ham. Is it or isn’t it?

Australian flags/The Southern Cross on cars not made in Australia. They’re a patriot but only as far as the flag.

Stable manure.  What’s the point?

Negative profit.  That’d be a loss?

Instant noodles.  So why do I have to wait?

Victoria’s restriction on throwing knives.  Throwing knife, the maker calls it that that’s a throwing knife if not it isn’t.

Alcohol free days. So why do I have to pay?

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4 Responses to “Things I can do without”


  1. 1 Barnesm
    February 26, 2010 at 11:08 am

    “Stable manure. What’s the point?”

    better than unstable manure

  2. 2 bangarrr
    February 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    But Barnes unstable manure will break down and so can fertilise the garden, stable manure will just sit around and stink forever (or there abouts).

  3. February 26, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    What’s the halflife of unstable manure?

  4. 4 bangarrr
    February 27, 2010 at 2:23 am

    That’d depend on environmental conditions and the number of dung beetles and flies around.


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